That Peanuts Gang of Mine, A Crossover Vignette
by Jude <judithwilliams@hotmail.com>
Rated G
Submitted February 2000

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This story is a response to Tara Smith's implied challenge after I compared
Teri's Lois with Peanuts' Lucy and jokingly asked if there was the
possibility of a crossover.

This is my first fanfic. What's here is not up to fluff.  It's not even up
to pocket lint in the pockets of.but I digress.  Any and all comments would
be helpful and appreciated at the above ad-dress.

The usual disclaimers apply to Warner Bros., D.C. Comics and to Charles
Schultz, his family and whoever owns the Peanuts char-acters.

To be read as a comic strip.  ** indicates a separate panel. <> enclose a
character's thoughts.  I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed
writing it.  Please visualize.

THAT PEANUTS GANG OF MINE

**Schroeder is sitting cross-legged on the floor watching television.

**Lucy appears behind him demanding loudly: "What are you doing?"

**Schroeder: "Watching Superman."

**Lucy bending over peering at the screen: "That's not Superman. That's a
woman."

**Schroeder: "This is a tape my Dad made of all his favorite parts from Lois
and Clark. That's Lois."
** Lucy: Sitting on the floor next to Schroeder, "Why is she wearing those
feathers?"

**Schroeder: "It's complicated."

**Lucy: "She's good.  I like the way she treats the guy wearing glasses."

**Schroeder: (Sigh!)

**Lucy:  "Where's Superman?"

**Snoopy: Standing on top of the piano, paws on haunches, wearing glasses, a
swirling cape and a big red S on his stomach, <It is I, S-Man. Here I am my
sweet.> Big toothy grin. <Don't you recognize me?>

** Lucy: "Why is she wearing those flimsy handkerchiefs?"

**Schroeder: "It's complicated."

**Lucy: Stands, pointing at the TV screen,  "HELP!  She's falling."

**Snoopy: Swooping down from the piano, <I'll save you.  Be brave, My Little
Tornado.>

**Lucy: "Oh, good.  He caught her."

**Snoopy seizes Lucy, <You're safe now Honey.>

**Snoopy bends Lucy backward and plants a big wet kiss. (SMACK!)

**Lucy:  "B L E E C C H !" and sends Snoopy tumbling head over paws.

**Snoopy: Still spinning, <Aarrgh!>

**Schroeder:  "Good Grief!"

**Charlie Brown: Standing in the doorway, "My Mom says the chocolate
brownies are done."

**Lucy and Schroeder stampede through the doorway, trampling Charlie Brown,
leaving behind a small cloud of dust.

**Charlie Brown: Lying flat on the floor, (Sigh.)

**Charlie Brown follows a trailing aroma of chocolate out the door.

**Snoopy: Glasses askew, lies horizontally on his stomach, nose toward the
TV, cape draped over his back, (Sigh), <It's not easy being S-Man.>

The End