A Friendly Little Game of... Carol M Rated: G Submitted: August 2001 This just kind of came to me one night when I was bored and then took on a life of it's own. Thanks to everyone who commented on this and begged for the epilogue. This is for you! The characters, etc. aren't mine. They belong to others with more money and influence! *sigh* Too bad it's not me! Anyway, I just wanted to have some fun! ***** "Clark, could things be more perfect than this?" "Mm, I don't know. I doubt it." Lois leaned her head back against Clark's strong chest, enjoying the feel of his arms wrapped around her as they stared at the sky and just loved being in the company of her... Well, she wasn't actually sure what Clark was to her. They had gone out on a couple of dates, shared a couple of kisses... she commanded herself. The command she gave herself was much more stern this time. "What do I think about what?" "Huh?" Lois turned slightly in Clark's arms. Clark grinned at her. "See you said, 'What do you think?', but I don't have any idea what you're talking about, so I said 'What do I think about what?'" "Oh, right. Um..." Lois thought quickly. "What do you think about a little game of, say, Truth or Dare?" Clark raised one eyebrow. "I thought we just agreed that this is perfect and now you want to go play Truth or Dare?" Lois shrugged. "Sure. Why not?" "Well, I was enjoying this very much as it was, but if you think you can win a game of Truth or Dare with me, then..." "You should know by now that I don't like to lose, Kent." "I know. So do we play here or what?" 'Here' was the steps of his apartment building. "That depends. Got any secrets you don't want anyone else to know?" Clark paused for a moment. "You're the only one I want to know all of my secrets." "Well, then, we better go inside because I am determined to get them all out of you tonight." Clark chuckled. "We'll see about that." And he took her hand and led her inside. ***** Clark settled himself on the couch. "So, how exactly do we play this?" Lois sat beside him, legs barely touching. "I say we play a little different than usual." She picked up the cards they had used the night before to play poker. "One hand. Winner asks a question. Loser either answers or takes the dare." She shrugged. "Course that means you'll be answering most of the questions." Clark laughed, "We'll see about that. Now, deal." "Yes, sir." Within minutes, Clark had lost the first hand. He leaned back on the couch. "So, what burning detail of my life are you the most curious about?" "Lois. Earth to Lois." She finally noticed the hand waving in her face. "I was thinking. We'll start with something easy. Um..." "How about... Softball question. What's your idea of a perfect date?" "Well, let's see. My idea of a perfect date." Clark thought for a moment, as though debating. "My perfect date would be with you." Lois blushed. "If I could, I would take you to dinner in... Milan, at this little Italian restaurant I know. For desert, we'd go to... Belgium, where they have the best chocolate truffles. And after that, we'd go to a little deserted island in the middle of the ocean somewhere and watch the stars without the city lights in the way." Lois rolled her eyes. "And how exactly would we get all those places?" Clark grinned. "I said, 'If I could'. Besides, only one question per hand of poker." "Fine. Your turn to deal." Clark groaned as minutes later, he waited for another question from Lois. "Um, let's see. That Chinese food you brought me that first night we worked late together. Where'd you get it?" For just a second, she thought she saw fear in his eyes. Then that brilliant smile lit up the room. "Dare." "What?" "So, Lois. What's my dare?" "Um, let's see. I dare you to... take your glasses off." She gave an internal shrug. Clark looked a bit uncomfortable. "Uh, Lois. How am I supposed to be able to see then?" She grinned an evil little grin. "If you have trouble seeing your cards, I can help you." "Right. Um, okay. Off with the glasses." Lois saw Clark take a deep breath and then reach up and remove his specs. He looked more than a little uncomfortable. "It's your turn to deal." She shook herself out of her internal musings. "Right." She quickly shuffled and dealt the cards. And she quickly lost. Clark laughed. She grimaced. "You're going to enjoy this aren't you?" "You better believe it." He leaned back against the couch, squinting just a bit without his glasses, and propped his feet up on the coffee table. His fingers were laced behind his head. "I may not get this chance very often." "You won't," she assured him. "Now, what's your question?" "What is your idea of the perfect man?" There was a gleam in his dark eyes. "So?" "My idea of the perfect man..." There was a faraway look in her eyes. "Let's see. He needs to be strong. Not necessarily physically strong, but have a strong character. I have to be able to trust him." "Do you trust me?" "One question at a time, Clark." "He has to be honest. I can't deal with anyone who isn't honest with me. And, of course, good looking is a must. Flying would be a definite plus, but I gave up on the Superman dream a long time ago." "You did?" "Yes, I did. Superman isn't the kind to settle down, so what's the point in a pipe dream?" "Your turn to deal." "Right." "Ready?" "Are you ready? To lose again?" Clark just grinned again. "We'll see about that." A few minutes later, Clark was sitting back, waiting for the next question from Lois. "Okay. So I gave you a couple of easy ones, now for something a little harder." Clark groaned. "What now?" "How do you get a hold of Superman?" "Excuse me?" There was a stunned look on Clark's face. "You heard me. You know Superman trusts me, too, so why would he care if I know how to get a hold of him on a moment's notice? So, how do you get a hold of him so easily?" "Lois, I can't tell you that." He seemed genuinely apologetic and more than a little uncomfortable. "So if you're going to stick with that question, I'll have to take the dare." "Okay, your dare. Get a hold of Superman. Right now." "Lois." There was a warning in his tone. She sighed. "Fine." "Okay, since you won't tell me or show me how you get a hold of Superman, you have to... take off your shirt." "Lois, this isn't strip poker." A mischievous grin spread across his face. "Is it?" "No, but that's still your dare." "It's not much of a dare." There was something uncomfortable in his exposed eyes. "So?" "Uh, Lois. I've, uh, got to go to the bathroom. I'll take my shirt off when I get back." "No chance, mister. Off with it. Now. You can go to the bathroom in a minute." "But, Lois." Clark did look a bit ancy. "They say if a guy holds it too long that he can get a bladder infection or it can affect their ability to have kids later. Didn't you see 'Liar, Liar'?" "Oh, please, Clark. Just strip. Now." "Lois." He used his best puppy dog eyes. Another mental shrug. "Those eyes won't work on me, mister. You have to..." She stopped in mid-sentence because her lips were otherwise occupied. Lois gave herself over totally to the kiss. Clark was on one knee next to the big chair, one hand cupping her face, lips covering hers gently. She reached her hands up to hold his face, loving the feel of his lips on hers. The kiss deepened and it was some time before the two finally pulled back. "Uh, Clark. Wow! I don't know what to say. What was that for?" "Because it might be the last kiss I ever give you." "What? Why?" "Well, Lois there's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time and you've really given me no choice." He hurried on. "Not that I don't want to tell you, really, but since you're making me take my shirt off..." "What? You can't eat like you used to and your six-pack doesn't look quite as nice as it used to?" Clark stood and started pacing nervously around the room. "I'm not really sure how to tell you this so..." He pulled his tie off and started to unbutton his dress shirt as he paced. He only unbuttoned the top button and then paused, pulling his shirt out from his suit pants. "Clark, what is the big deal? I've seen without your shirt on before." "I know, Lois, but this is different." "Why? Because we've decided to see if there's something between us?" "No, Lois, that's not it. It's just that..." He stopped for a minute, fingering one of the buttons in the middle of the shirt. "Why is this so hard?" he asked the ceiling. "I really should have changed earlier, when we got back here, but since you didn't have anything else to change into, I figured I'd keep my suit on." He took a deep breath. "Both of them." He slowly unbuttoned the shirt, starting at the top. Clark finished unbuttoning his shirt and pulled it open. There, on his chest, was the yellow and red Superman symbol. "You know, Clark, even when I was a card carrying member of the Superman fan club..." "... I didn't wear a Superman T-shirt under my clothes." "It's not a T-shirt, Lois." "You're wearing one of his suits?" "I mean, I know he keeps them here and all, but isn't that a bit presumptuous of you?" Clark ran both of his hands through his hair. "What I'm trying to tell you, Lois..." "Um, Clark." Lois stood and started walking around. "They say the only stupid question is the one you never ask, so I'm going to ask anyway. Um, are you... Oh, I can't believe I'm about to say this. Um, are you..." "Yes, Lois. I am." "You don't even know what I'm about to say." "You were about to ask me if I'm," he paused and took a deep breath. "You want to know if I'm Superman." "Okay, so that is what I was going to ask." "And I answered you." "Forgive me if I have a hard time believing you." "I understand. It's got to be hard for you to accept." "Prove it." "That wasn't the dare, Lois. The dare was to take my shirt off." He quickly pulled the shirt the rest of the way off and she saw the top of his cape attached at the shoulders further solidifying his existence as Superman. "What are you talking about, Clark? Or should I say Superman?" "Clark's fine. And what I mean is, you won a hand of poker. The dare was to take my shirt off. I did. I even answered a question - in fact, I think I answered the original question as well even though I took the dare - so you don't get another one just yet." "Fine, another game of poker. Whose turn is it to deal?" "Uh, mine, I think." "Right." She sat on the couch again, more uncomfortable than ever before. "Uh, Clark." "What?" "Part of the deal was you take your shirt off. And your top half is still clothed." If she thought Superman couldn't blush, she was wrong. "What's wrong with that?" "When I said 'take your shirt off', I expected to see flesh. I want flesh." "Flesh?" One of Clark's eyebrows was raised. "Yes, flesh. And especially now that I get to have my brain muddled with this whole Superman business, I want my pound of flesh." Lois shrugged. "Okay." Clark stood and a sudden grin appeared on his face. Lois sat there and watched as Clark began to spin. She watched as the spin slowed to a stop and there stood Clark, Superman suit hanging limply from one hand, dress pants firmly belted in place, chest fully exposed. "How exactly did you do that?" "Do what?" Clark asked with an innocent grin. "Th... that spin thing." "It's how I change in and out of the suit - and I think I just proved the whole Superman thing." "Well, yeah." "You got a lot more than you deserved out of that one hand." "So I think I should get a freebie." "There's no such thing as a freebie, Clark." "Okay, I answered the original question, took the original dare, took the second dare *and* answered another question. I think it's only fair that I get another question." "Fine. Ask a question, but you better make it a good one because it's the last chance you'll have." "Gotcha." Clark just sat there for a minute.