By Erica Dias <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Submitted: November, 2004.
Summary: When Super Elvis and the Ultra Liberace meet at a Halloween party. (A Halloween Micro-Little-Tiny Vignette).
Author Notes: This is a Halloween MLTV (Micro-Little-Tiny Vignette). Special thanks to Nancy aka Tipiwoman for BRing this one for me. And thanks to my Archive GE, LabRat.
Disclaimers: The characters do not belong to me. They belong to DC Comics. At least that's what I was told. (Hey, DC. If they belong to you, does that mean you could bring Dean Cain to be Superman again? WOOT!)
"Lois, this is a bad idea."
"Can you relax a little bit?"
"How can you be so calm?"
"Cuz I know what I'm doing!"
Clark sighed and nodded as the elevator door opened.
"Lois, Clark! Happy halloween!"
"Happy halloween, Jimmy. Cool costume! But…what is it?" Clark asked.
"Well, it was Perry's idea. He thought I'd attract a few girls wearing this Liberace costume. What do you think?" he asked, turning around grinning.
"Well, it's kind of…" Lois' voice trailed off.
"We like it, Jimmy." Clark finished the sentence, smiling diplomatically. "Hey, Chief. Wow, nice Elvis costume."
Perry looked at himself and smiled. "Thanks, Clark. This baby here was sewn by the King's tailor himself. Fine stuff."
"We can see that," Lois interrupted.
"You two are…well, don't get offended, but I don't think it looks nice on you guys. Somehow it doesn't fit."
Lois and Clark looked each other over. Everything seemed to be all right, and there was nothing missing.
"Why are you saying that, Chief?" Clark asked.
"Well, son, to wear something like that you two should…you know…work out a little bit more."
"And you forgot the mask. Oh, and those glasses don't help much," Jimmy added.
Clark sighed. "You see, Lois? I told you coming dressed as Superman and Ultra Woman wouldn't be a good idea!"
PS: Trick or treat? :goofy: