Grocery List By Mary Potts Rated: PG Submitted: December, 2005 ----------------------------------------------------------------- Clark, please pick these things up while you're at the store ----Lois (xoxox) 1. Chocolate. 2. Milk---Low fat. Whatever you do, don't get whole milk. Not *all* of us have your ability to eat whatever and not gain an ounce, Buster! And don't get soy milk either---that stuff is awful! I don't care what they say about it being better for you. What kind of lunatic thinks of getting milk from beans, anyway?! 3. Eggs---Yes, I know we bought a dozen just yesterday. I---uh ---had a little accident while I was getting something out of the fridge. 4. Butter. 5. Sugar. 6. Chocolate. 7. Flour---I know what you're thinking!! Just trust me, okay? I found a recipe that is absolutely *foolproof*, so stop laughing! 8. 1 lb pecans. 9. 3 tbs Molasses. 10. Coffee. 11. Chocolate. 12. Cereal. That should be about it. You may have noticed I didn't add "pads"; this wasn't a mistake. We can talk about it when you get home. Surprise! ;-)