By Mary Potts <email@example.com>
Submitted: December, 2005
Summary: A grocery list??? Seriously??? Well, yeah, kind of.
Clark, please pick these things up while you're at the store
2. Milk—Low fat. Whatever you do, don't get whole milk. Not *all* of us have your ability to eat whatever and not gain an ounce, Buster! And don't get soy milk either—that stuff is awful! I don't care what they say about it being better for you. What kind of lunatic thinks of getting milk from beans, anyway?!
3. Eggs—Yes, I know we bought a dozen just yesterday. I—uh —had a little accident while I was getting something out of the fridge.
7. Flour—I know what you're thinking!! Just trust me, okay? I found a recipe that is absolutely *foolproof*, so stop laughing!
8. 1 lb pecans.
9. 3 tbs Molasses.
That should be about it. You may have noticed I didn't add "pads"; this wasn't a mistake. We can talk about it when you get home. Surprise! ;-)