Steak Tartare By David Rated G Submitted November 2009 Summary: Cold and blood...Lois is in the kitchen. *** It's cold. I taste blood. Yuck! Clark, steak tartare still tastes like uncooked meatloaf -- even when I try your mother's recipe. I'm sticking with burnt toast and runny oatmeal. Sweetie, could you make us some of that stir fry you do so well? --Lois--