If I Were Superman By Lynn S. M. Rated G Submitted February 2011 Description: Not your typical Mary Sue story. Disclaimer: I own nothing Superman-related. I am just borrowing Lois and Clark from DC Comics and Warner Brothers for a little not-for-profit fun. *** Lois accosts me on my way to my desk. "Clark, you're in late. Where have you been?" My mind is already on the story write-up, and I answer distractedly, "Oh, I was putting out a fire in the warehouse district." "You put out a fire?!" Lois' expression rapidly transitions from incredulity to enlightenment. Oops. So much for my secret identity. THE END