By Anonymous
Summary: Lois' version of "California Girls" (Beach Boys song). Written from the viewpoint of Lois Lane to the tune of "Californian Girls," by the Beach Boys
(Inspired heavily by the filksong "Gallifreyan Lords," by Meg Garrett and Anne Wilson)
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Well Scardino he looks really cute,
He looks so good in skin-tight pants!
And the Frenchmen are, (Even though a "clod")
Real Experts at romance!
But I wish they all could be Kryptonian Males…
Yes, I wish they all could be Kryptonian Males…
Well Jeb Friedman gives a well-placed kiss,
He really gets his timing right!
And Gangbuster Will excite a girl
He's an expert in a fight!
But I wish they all could be Kryptonian Males…
wish they all could be Kryptonian Males..
Clark's gentle with his super-strength,
And his kiss will melt your knees!
And his soulful looks When you're both in flight
Will send you soaring 'bove the trees!
I've dated many human men,
But never more will I roam!
Our hearts have joined now Into one,
Where Clark is, there is home!
I wish they all could be Kryptonian Males…
I wish they all could be Kryptonian Males…
THE END
(krypmale.txt)