Lois & Clark's Song

By Emerald Shine (emeraldshine@usa.net)

Summary: A rewrite of the Crash Test Dummies' Superman song, summarizing Lois & Clark's world. This is a re-write (the second one I've done - first one published) of Crash Test Dummies' "Superman's Song". It's a little more… updated. :)

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Lois Lane, journalist gone insane?
She'd do anything to get the scoop that would be front page news,
Hated to lose, She was the best…

Clark Kent, he was Krypton-sent.
Wanted nothing more than an ordinary job and life,
Didn't think of a wife, Before Lois…

(CHORUS:)

Whine, Whine, Whine, ATAI, WHALTTA, and Phoenix,
We didn't think of villains of kleenex.
Romantic arc prevailed and there won't be any going back, Re-set…

One day, Clark walked into the fray.
Had an interview that failed, when Lois barged into the office-place,
Shoulda seen Clark's face, He was in love…

FoLCs said, this show's gettin' ahead.
"Don't fall for me farmboy, I don't have time for it," was Lois' theme,
But it was Clark's dream, And then Lex came…

Whine, Whine, Whine, ATAI, WHALTTA, and Phoenix,
We didn't think of villains of kleenex.
Romantic arc prevailed and there won't be any going back, Re-set…

(REFRAIN:)

Dark times, that was the first half, and The FoLCs hated season two.
They thought Singer could only string together, the words, "Action, adventure…"

A clue? The message trickled through,
They started to date, it was "great" until someone called for Superman,
Lois met Dan, Competition.

But she, decided to dump he.
Clark asked her to marry him,
the world was stunned when they heard her remark:
"Who's asking, Clark, Or Superman?"…

Whine, Whine, Whine, ATAI, WHALTTA, and Phoenix,
We didn't think of villains of kleenex.
Romantic arc prevailed and now there won't be any going back, Re-set…
Romantic arc prevailed and now there won't be any going back, Re-set…

THE END

(lncsong.txt)