"SHORT REVELATION"
By Cloudy Eyes
CloudyEyes@aol.com

Imagine for a moment that Lois and Clark are dating.  But Lois doesn't know
that Clark is Superman yet.  Lois falls asleep one evening at Clark's
apartment on the couch while they're watching movies.  Clark, not wanting to
wake her, lets her spend the night there like in The Prankster.  However, in
the middle of the night, Clark hears a noise.  He wanders into the kitchen,
the place where the noise came from, and finds Lois sitting at the kitchen
table.

CLARK: (a little surprised) Lois, what are you doing up?

LOIS: (accusingly) Did you think I wouldn't find out?

Clark's heart starts to beat overtime.  Oh no, he thinks.  Not now.  Not when
she's not ready to know.

CLARK:  Is this about the fact that I'm Superman?

Lois takes an incredibly long pause.

LOIS: (confused) You ate the last of the Rocky Road.

***THE END***