He he he. This story goes on the assumption
that characters really live. This idea had always made
me wonder.  If it's been done already, I'm sorry. 
Don't get me wrong - I love reading fanficition, but
it struck me as funny.  (It would!)  Comments & 
criticism MORE than welcome.
-LoClLaKe


Problem
by Sarah Gevlin
 (LoClLaKe@aol.com)

	"Clark, we have a problem."  Lois slammed her notepad
and pen down on the conference room table.
	"I know, I'm sorry.  It's all my fault."
	"No, it's not."
	"Yes, it is.  I should have NEVER created my Superman
persona."
	"Don't be crazy, Farmboy.  You know how many cat's
lives I would have gone through by now if you hadn't?  
Anyway, what are we going to do?  Even if you hadn't 
created Superman, we'd still be a story."
	"I know, I know.  How are we going to get this to stop?"
	"I have no idea.  All I know is that I can't have these 
people, whoever they are, writing about us all the time!  The
constant....."
	Clark cut Lois off.  "Rewriting, reading!  I know!  It's
enough to make us go insane!"
	"And making us do those revelation scenes over and
over and over ... I can't stand it any more!"
	"How do we get the FOLCs to stop writing fanfiction
about us?"
	MAMOSOH
	      or
	THE END

(problem.txt)