All characters in the following story belong to WB, ABC, 
et. al.

I posted this on alt.tv.lois-n-clark.fanfic a while back, but I
didn't send it to the fanfic list because it is so short.  Events in 
the comics have made me think about it again, so here it is.

Short Short Fanfic
By: Jennifer L. Adkins  (jladkins@iglou.com )

	"Please, Clark?"
	"NO!"
	"Just think about it."
	"I'd feel stupid!"
	"Now, your mother worked hard on this, you could at 
least try it."
	"Well..."
	"The doctor said that we should try this.  The 
problem could be yours..."
	"Lois!  Everyone is used to the original!  They'll ask 
questions."
	"Just tell them that your mother made it for you, and 
your wife is making you wear it."
	"Yeah, right."

	So, over Metropolis that night, Superman was sighted 
wearing boxers instead of briefs.

:P