The Twelve Days of Christmas - The Lois and Clark version

By Stacey Wong <lois@ms15.hinet.net>

Rating:G

Summary: The song "The Twelve Days of Christmas", sung Lois &
Clark style.

While singing many silly Christmas songs, this idea hit me. Try
it out if you dare! (Just don't burst out laughing before you
finish the song.) I don't know if this is good or not so tell me
what you think!

Merry Christmas!

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On the first (second,third ...) day of Christmas, my true love
sent to me:

A Baby in a blankie

Two Space rats

Three Bath Friends

Four Andes snowballs

Five Kryptonites

Six Revenge perfumes

Seven pearls from Japan

Eight Switzerland chocolates

Nine Daily Planets

Ten super heroes

Eleven National Whispers

Twelve Ultrawomen