L&C Fanfic by Theme: Funny, Short & Sweet

Funny, Short & Sweet

Sometimes, being an alien with a dual identity can turn your life into a comedy of errors. :-)

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Quick Change

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How to go from farmboy to superhero in one second or less. :-)

Superman vs. Batman

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Superman can't resist checking out the near-mythical Batman of Gotham City ... and he can't resist taking a peek to see whose face is under the batmask.

Run for Your Life, Superman

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Lois' predatory behavior scares Superman out of his wits. :-)

The Give-Away

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McTropolis is including Superman action figures in its Kiddie Kafeteria meals. The first of the set, dubbed "Lois Lane, Girl Reporter," has Lois fit to chew nails. She's not thrilled with her character's "action" either.

The Return of Ultrawoman

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Look! Up in the sky! It's Ultrawoman, descending from the clouds to help Superman put out a blaze.

The Stuff That Dreams Are Made of

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As she cuddles with her cat, Elroy, Lois recalls Clark entertaining the newsroom with his account of Superman vs. the washing machine. Seems Superman isn't so super when it comes to laundry.

Sold!

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It's Clark's turn on the runway at the Metropolis Bachelor Auction, but Lois is content to let someone else claim him -- after all, she's been saving her money to bid on Superman. What's that? *Mayson Drake* is bidding on Clark?! :-)

Lois' Revenge

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Lois makes a startling discovery when indulging in an "artistic temper tantrum" with photos of Clark and Superman.

Oops

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Lois and Clark are both vying for spots on an important military press conference -- but a drug test is required. Clark's in a jam unless Lois can come through with her offer to donate a sample. Shouldn't be any harm in that, right?

I Love This City

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A reporter from the National Whisper gets an unusual Superman/Lois Lane scoop when she sees Lois standing on a street corner, dressed as if she has business standing on a street corner -- and an angry Superman who looks like he has a problem with that.

I Can't Anymore, Clark

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Lois' bags are packed and waiting at the front door -- as she makes a declaration to her husband, Clark.

Strange Bedfellows

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Clark Kent has his own way of doing just about everything. And as his wife discovers, that even includes a unique way of stealing the covers.

Superman Forever

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Lois' enjoyment of the movie Batman Forever is marred by the idea that the Nicole Kidman character couldn't see the sweet multi-billionaire under her nose for some superhero stud in rubber, even though they were both the same guy. How unrealistic could you get? :-)

Diary of a Superman Groupie

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The personal account of a young woman who, after seeing Superman interviewed on TV, falls head over heels in love with the superhero. She travels to Metropolis and lands a job as a gopher for the Daily Planet.

Cat's Letter

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What ever did happen to Cat Grant? In this funny letter to Lois, Cat tells all -- and can't resist yanking Lois' chain a bit.